Sarcastic, neat freak seeks assistant to help with daily duties. Duties to include, but not limited to:
Cooking, cleaning, forcing me to exercise and eat right. Take great pictures for Tasty Tuesday posts. Must love dogs and be willing to play fetch or tug of war with a moment's notice.
Skills required:
Must like to cook and read. Prefers someone with crafty skills (but not absolutely necessary). Doesn't mind text communications and will not respond with "k, r, or u" as that will get you fired. Must be willing to take exams and do homework for me. Sarcastic writing skills a plus. Must be willing to answer my phone calls no matter what time it is received and no matter what you are in the middle of. Don't expect to have a life that doesn't revolve around keeping me on task.
To apply for the position, please send your resume, writing samples, and college transcripts to 40littlemoments at gmail.com. Please include your favorite flavor of cupcake, cookie, pie, cake or other dessert. Payment is dependent on whether or not I'm in the mood to cook you something and how well you keep my grades up.
If you are not willing to show up at 2am to an undisclosed location and bring a shovel, trash bags, and snacks, please do not apply.
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